> For the complete documentation index, see [llms.txt](https://francescoronel.gitbook.io/intro-to-cs/llms.txt). Markdown versions of documentation pages are available by appending `.md` to page URLs; this page is available as [Markdown](https://francescoronel.gitbook.io/intro-to-cs/funsies/jokes.md).

# I Don't C\#

![](https://huacm.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/procrastinate-e1427241578746.jpg)

> Once you start to really **get** CS, these memes/jokes/terminology may become more obvious to you.

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* The child is not responding. Kill it.
* Constant variable.
* You are in a detached HEAD state. `#git`
* In Computer Programming: Arguments are passed and Comments are made to make things clear. In Real Life: Comments are passed and Arguments are made to make things clear.
* Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" A: Inheritance
* What's the opposite of push? Pop.

[source 1](https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-terms-heard-only-in-programming)

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* A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, "I know, I'll solve it recursively!" and so a programmer had a problem.
* A programmer has a problem, and thinks "I know, I'll use floating point!" Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.
* A programmer had a problem. He thought "I know, I'll create an API". Now everybody has a problem.

[source 2](https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-best-A-programmer-had-a-problem-jokes)