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I Don't C#

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Last updated 2 years ago

Once you start to really get CS, these memes/jokes/terminology may become more obvious to you.

  • The child is not responding. Kill it.

  • Constant variable.

  • You are in a detached HEAD state. #git

  • In Computer Programming: Arguments are passed and Comments are made to make things clear. In Real Life: Comments are passed and Arguments are made to make things clear.

  • Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" A: Inheritance

  • What's the opposite of push? Pop.

  • A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, "I know, I'll solve it recursively!" and so a programmer had a problem.

  • A programmer has a problem, and thinks "I know, I'll use floating point!" Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.

  • A programmer had a problem. He thought "I know, I'll create an API". Now everybody has a problem.

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